Can you believe it? Darren Rowse of Problogger.net did a special super duper fluffy video post for Blogger Illustrated! I must brag just a little because I am the most trusted of trust agents on the net right now and that is why I was able to land this exclusive with Darren… and it all happend in Cancun, Mexico!
Check it out!
Seriously guys, how awesome was that when Darren was able to draw the correlation between sea turtles returning to the same beach they were born on to lay their own eggs and hatch their young… to the fact that if you write super compelling content that draws readers to actively take action that they, too, will return again and again to the same blog posts and even send their own children to those same blog posts in the future! Awesome, just awesome man! Darren, you are such a beautiful man! Nice head of hair you have developed too brother! Was that a Nautica shirt you were wearing with the collar flipped up? Sexy!
Stay tuned over the next few days because while I was in Mexico, I also ran into Gary Vaynerchuk, Courtney Tuttle, Griz Grizzly, and, of course, my mentor, Vic Franqui. Each of them did a special video blog post just for us! I love being a TRUST AGENT! Tweet me please!!!!!!! Please please please please tweet me! 
RT and RT and RT
…special thanks also to Steve who helped me with his Wireless Mic Review. (this is the one I use in this vid)
Some of you may be interested in learning more about Darren and ProBlogger, so check out this ProBlogger Review of How To Be A Better Blogger. If you are wondering how to be a Trust Agent like me, it doesn’t really matter honestly… what matters is that you RT about it blindly and frequently.
LMFAO!
Allyn, You are hilarious, it’s nice to have a good laugh these past couple days have been a bummer for me (just lost my job, might be living in my car soon).
Have a good week, and some good days off.
LMAO.
Can’t wait to hear your Canadian accent – hope I’m on a golf course…
Cheers Al
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Great one. I kept expecting the constable from Monty Python to step into view and stop you for being to silly. Can’t wait to see the Vic post. Will it be R-rated?
ONE A DAY – you really know how to build up the tension Allyn! Lovely post – it really inspired me -in fact I have been to Cancun and i am sure your antics on the sand hardly got a passing glance from the locals – as they are used to crazy-yanks down there. Do they still sell Dos Equis on the beach there.
Looking forward very much to the Vic video – that will be an X-rated one right ?
I love it!
Were you drunk or what?! LMAOROF. Can’t wait for Griz.
Great spoof you got there, mate. A good kick at that “Down Under”!
I wouldn’t be surprised if you replaced David Letterman one of these days.
LOL – nice one. I think you might have interviewed my English twin blogging brother though because I’m not quite sure you got the Aussie accent
Nice one though – Sea Turtles… hmmmm …. eggs….
**running off to write some fluff**
I am so pleased and so honoured to see your esteemed self – Mr Allyn Haine Sir – to be putting on the Internet our own fair hotel and beach from the most beautiful of all Mexico resorts – Cancun del Sol!
I am hoping that you are remembering me – I am Carlos so – the guy who found you good price on all those Dos Equus cervesas Sir and also brought them home to your room and also found good late night burger joint for you sir.
I am just writing to say that it was an honour and priviledge to have all you most esteemed and important trust agent Sirs staying at our humble hotel and I am most happy that Mr Darren Rowse – that gentler and sophisticated Australian gentleman chose to feature our highly-regarded and rare #1 tourist special-attraction of the turtle’s laying their eggs on our special, one-in-a million white-sand beach.
I am pleased to be remembering you and your dear family and I am looking forward to seeing from you shortly – particularly with regard to the small incident when the dos equis fell from the balcony and smashed on the patio floor some 20-storeys below.
su obediente servidor y provideor de lo mas cervesa
Carlos
that’s great! sea turtles, their children will come back lol
Ruddy hilarious!
Seriously Mr Hayne, In my opinion you have the most entertaining blog on the net right now.
Keep it up man
Rip
Ha ha,
I appreciate the way Darren covers all the angles like how to continue a video blog when you desperately want to fart and how to time your blogging frequency whilst base jumping to keep your readers engaged before you pull the rip cord etc. Just joking
LOL
what’s with the accent?
I can’t work out if you’re trying to be a cockney or a south african
What a crack up, god. I look forward a ton to the next videos. I cant wait to see your take on Gary. I am glad you had what appears to be a great vacation returning a healthy amount of spunk to your videos. God forbid you actually start ranking for Darren Rowse of ProBlogger Spoof or just Darren Rowse. I am sure the herd of minions are on their way in defense of their dear leader, or is that just North Korea? Never the less, it was a highly entertaining interview with Darren and full of the usual worthless info. I actually unsubscribed from his feed after Griz’s post when I realized I never read Problogger’s posts anymore and haven’t in a long time. My feed is so much cleaner now
Wow – OMG – that was really awesome, I have been blogging for years and without knowing about that sea turtle, just totally not making it, but now I can really jump in and be successful just like Darren, just all those awesome little eggs he lays everywhere making us all rich and successful just like him! Thanks so much for posting his interview Al!
Hi Allyn,
You are a talented guy ! And the accent was spot on ! Haha. Despite what DR claims – what does he know ? You should be on TV. I await the next episode with baited breath.
Jesus wept…you just took things to a new level of funny and genius Allyn. I cant wait for Vics guest post….ha ha
hey guys, here is a video comment:
keep in mind, tonight is the Gary Vaynerchuk vid… He really brings they thunder in a very literal way!
Now I’m really #@S$’d…
I couldn’t find any turtles in that damned eBook!
Oh well, Maybe in the next 31 day book.
Funny as hell.
Great Job
Jim
Chuckle.
Really nice to see Darren drop in.
Darren if you are reading this I enjoyed your post about the Wonder Wheel – that was a good tip
I’m glad everyone else thinks it’s fluff…
Really looking forward to seeing Grizzly live.
I cannot believe you are going to torture us by putting Vic last. I’m sure that one is going to be screamingly hilarious.
Okay I am off to write my $97 ebook on how to use sea turtles to make millions online, thanks for uncovering that niche. I’m sure I can take over position one in no time! I love sea turtles so I’m going to “Smurf It Up” LMAO
Rhonda
Not bad for a guy from CHICAGO!
Ok guys, The Gary Vaynerchuk vid is up! http://tinyurl.com/mj5hum enjoy and tell your friends. LOL
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I know A-listers are like, you know, the G** person, you know? But, like, isn’t it the female turtle (she not he) that lays the eggs? I don’t think the he-turtles give a rat’s a** about the beach they hatched on. So What’s the lesson for IMers?
Not friendly Allyn, leaving all those foorprints and bottles on my nest!
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Allyn,
Your stuff is great, you have to thank the Griz for my presence.
You made my day, that’s all I have to say!
EXCEPT………
Lookin Forward to the other vids.
That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched. But, yeah, I’m pretty sure it is girl turtles that lay the eggs. cd :O)
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Allyn great stuff and I’m glad you enjoyed your vacation. That was a pretty good Darren Rowse imitation and the sea turtle thing was spot on. Kind of like the watching the grass grow post. By the way you were drinking one of my fave beers. Michelob Ultra, I know it’s not the fancy stuff, but it’s a nice clean beer, especially really cold.
Allyn let me first say it was an honor to be chosen by such a trust agent to do a vlog post. I wrote down every tip Darren gave and I am sure this will be that tip that will take my blog to the next level. Amazing and brilliant to think we could use sea turtles as a platform to strengthen our blogs again just a golden nugget of a tip.
Vic
Bwahaha excellent, can’t wait to see Vic’s..should be good!
Totally love A-bloggers and all they do for us, and can’t wait to see the rest of the vids.
I’m not so sure you were on vacation at all, AL. Looks to like those IM wheels were turning in your head the whole time you were there.
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Allyn,
I don’t care what anyone says about your crappy fake accent and the fact that sea turtle anatomy is beyond your grasp, you are brilliant!
Diane
Wow, that was so cool. As a B5media blogger it really hit home. Just how does that guy make so much money? And now we know it was from watching sea turtles. Oh, if only my house was not in Michigan. We have no sea turtles.
This is a great wireless mic and canon camera commercial!
Allyn, You are good at video blogging but I’ll stick to text. My voice sounds terrible on videos since I was raised near Birmingham in the UK (home of the worst accent in the world). I think you found your golden way to market online by doing video promotions.
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Wow Bro when I first started watching I was thinking that we would so be good friends if I lived around you then you went to the Beach and when Darren showed up I wanted to rush to twitter and tell you how hilarious this was but will tell you here
Nice meeting you and I wish you only the best 
Thanks
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