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		<title>Prediction: Twitter Will Replace Toilet Paper</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ass-hats of social media are at it again! They are predicting that Twitter is the next &#8220;Blah Blah Blah&#8221; and &#8220;Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda.&#8221; I love this shizzy cuz the noobs flock to the &#8220;big swinging dicks&#8221; of Twitter (those with excess of 20,000 followers) like flies on day-old dog poopy and buzz around [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ass-hats of social media are at it again! They are predicting that Twitter is the next &#8220;Blah Blah Blah&#8221; and &#8220;Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda.&#8221;</p>
<p>I love this shizzy cuz the noobs flock to the &#8220;big swinging dicks&#8221; of Twitter (those with excess of 20,000 followers) like flies on day-old dog poopy and buzz around soaking up the funk! I think just today I have read that Twitter is going to replace Google, RSS Feeds and Facebook, all before lunch time tonorrow. One ass-hat also had the nerve to send out a blasted affiliate link to another of that Frank Kern scammer&#8217;s &#8220;buy my holy shit get rich in a box package for $1,997 before they sell out&#8221; things.</p>
<p>I love that Frank Kern guy; he rips people off with his re-hashed BS &#8220;copywriting coupled with brainwashing&#8221; course in a box or whatever the hell it is&#8230; yeah, I wanna be like that! In fact, I wanna be like the jerkweed Twitter gurus who send/Tweet out his affiliate links every day. LMAO!</p>
<p>Anyway, since it seems so easy to be an authority in the Twitter world (just get a bunch of drones to follow you and give you virtual felacio) I figured I would make a prediction of my own: that being that <strong>Twitter will soon replace toilet paper</strong>. Afterall, Twitter is &#8220;cleaning up&#8221; and consolidating everything in 140 characters or less, right?</p>
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<p>Follow me now, follow me all, you Twitter robots!</p>
<p>For the record: I really like Twitter as a social platform. You can meet great people there and you DON&#8217;T have to stuff affiliate links up their rears! I like to connect with real people on Twitter, Like <a href="https://twitter.com/waynejohn">Wayne John</a> from <a href="http://www.waynejohn.com/">Blogger Help</a>: cool SoCal cat this guy, like-minded methinks.</p>
<p>I also think it is a great place for big businesses to connect with and stay in touch with, their customers. But as far as internet marketers (you and me) making money there: don&#8217;t waste your time&#8230; unless you are a scammer!</p>
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